Standing in the Hall

I learned more than I expected to this evening. Sadly, it mainly has to do with odd mating rituals of the animal kingdom. I have it on very good authority that if you rub a Roman snail just "so" it will... uh, "stand at attention". Actually, according to my research it will expose it's "calcareous love dart". Why oh why am I telling you this? Well I'm just such a promoter of Canadian cultural programming that I couldn't help but share the Canadian Museum of Nature's Fatal Attraction exhibit with the rest of the world. If this hasn't given you the willies yet (no pun intended), I don't want to know what it'll take.