Monday, February 19, 2007

Unfortunately for you, the folks at Ebay are a scrupulous bunch. In some of the biggest-breaking non-news of the weekend, Britney Spears seems to be taking shore leave from the S.S. Sanity and in doing so has shaved her head. For all of 15 minutes this morning I had a link up to an Ebay auction for the hair she had cut off (it was up to $30,000US!). I can't quite say "the" hair because there were probably at least 10 auctions all touting the same person's hair. It didn't take the Ebayers long to cut off the auction (pun intended). What the hell kind of world are we living in anyway? Can't buy organic, but can bid 30 grand on hair?!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Aha! The guvermint seized it, and will use it to clone her in secret underground labs. Hundreds of mini-Brits will be deployed against unfriendly nations. The UN will protest about (further) abuse of the Geneva Convention.

I think she looks better bald.